Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize