At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Randomize