hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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