Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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