Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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