I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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