I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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