Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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