Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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