i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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