if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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