im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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