Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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