U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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