Jerry, you need to find god
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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