the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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