; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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