pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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