You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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