He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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