remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
my shit smells like andre
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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