You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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