A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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