Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
This girl is more easily done than said...
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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