I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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