Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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