i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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