All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
The ass gains better be worth it
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