I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
dude i'm inner monologue high
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
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i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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