In America we eat man semen.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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