I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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