I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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