next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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