Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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