Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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