i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
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Inconspicuously
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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