please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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