I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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