Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
i think im in europe. pls send help
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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