Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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Those nachos came to me in a dream
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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