ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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