you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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