Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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