I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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