(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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