Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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