so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I would fuck him just for his dog
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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