Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
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The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I smell like Dick and happiness
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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