I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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