all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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